If anyone read my earlier post ignore it.

I have swallowed what little pride i have left and will hopefully return soon.

See you later…

Another grisly Everquest-related death :(

Curses, I’ve been humming to myself all morning. Damn my obsessive brain!

Okay, so i logged in and this happened:

— BEGIN CHAT LOG —

You are Connected.
Welcome. Thanks for trying it out.
Outis goes “ka-boom!”
Traducer: oh dear, are you alright outis?
Traducer thinks outis exploded
DeathsWill grabs traducers soul
Traducer: hhahahaha - Traducers dont HAVE souls - fool !
DeathsWill: so u can be here right now
Outis: SiS has my soul
DeathsWill: ahh i can be sis if i want
Outis: you should use the SiS account all the time, DW
Outis: and let your older brother keep the DW account
Traducer: DW - proof… http://tinyurl.com/jhz7
DeathsWill: nah not till the bing game
Traducer: eep - that doesnt work…
Outis: will liz hurley be there?
DeathsWill: what
Outis: will liz hurley be there to help us play the bing game
Outis: big cash prizes, right?
DeathsWill: what dose he gave his acount to me mean???
Traducer: hehe absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
DeathsWill has left.
Satan is Santa is here.
Traducer: the other not.
Satan is Santa: hello
Traducer: Ah, SiS, DW just tried to grab my soul & wouldnt believe me when I said i didnt have one.
Traducer: http://host41.ipowerweb.com/~rejoicin/Traducer.html
Satan is Santa: i am dw u fool
Traducer: no your not
Traducer: your SiS.
Satan is Santa: yes i am
Traducer: nope
Outis: SiS = SiS
Satan is Santa: in satans body
Traducer: sorry dont believe you !
Outis: therefore my uncle is a monkey?
Satan is Santa: look how i talk
Outis closely examines the words
Satan is Santa hits outis
Outis: Okay, if you’re DW, SiS, then you’ll know what DW’s favourite colour is…
Deaths Will is here.
Deaths Will: ?me clime out of my hole
Outis: D W = DW ?
Satan is Santa: brb loli make sure he staus here
Deaths Will: this is me
Satan is Santa: who
Traducer: DW
Satan is Santa has left.
Deaths Will thorws a bome at SiS
Deaths Will has left.
DeathsWill is here.
Outis: hello again DW.
Traducer: wb DW
DeathsWill: where he go
Outis: did you just crash out?
Traducer: who ? SiS? he just left
DeathsWill: i was satan
DeathsWill: i can olny be one at a time
Traducer: oh - you have 2 pc’s ?
DeathsWill: no no no
DeathsWill: i ha ve 1
Traducer: DW, you were here and SiS was here, thats all i know.
Outis: you just missed him, SiS.
Traducer: oh and outis too
DeathsWill: and who was death will
Traducer: you are deathswill
DeathsWill: yes and he was death will
DeathsWill: or was it deaths will
Traducer: ?me is getting VERY confused now
DeathsWill: he had a space
Traducer: it was a HOLE, where his house is.
DeathsWill: my house is in convenchinal grove u fool
Traducer: he clearly said ” i clime out my hole” thats how we know its you…
DeathsWill: i dont do that anymore
Traducer: u did it yesterday… !
Traducer: and just now.
DeathsWill: i didnt do it when i came in here fist today
DeathsWill: i wasnt on yesterday
Traducer: ah, i wasnt here than
Traducer: SiS was just here too - u missed him
DeathsWill: stop it fools
Traducer: ?
DeathsWill: i was satan
DeathsWill: lets see he said
Traducer: you cant be satan, you are DW, and u were here when iS was here.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) is here.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): help me
Traducer: *brb phone
DeathsWill: ha i told u
DeathsWill: hey dw
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): hello
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): give me back my acount
DeathsWill: u will be dw2
Outis: what on earth is going on?
DeathsWill: no i was here a long time ago
Outis: who is that new character?
DeathsWill: i have no fucking clue
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): plinku blinklu
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i am DeathsWill
DeathsWill: no i am
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): the othur DW is false
Traducer: which other ?
DeathsWill grabs deaths wills soul
Outis: What’s going on here?
DeathsWill: i have always had this name
Traducer: So, this DW - Here Now ! - Is realyy Satan is Santa ?
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): no, you stole it from me
DeathsWill: no
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): when i tried to be Deaths Will
DeathsWill: i can be sis
Outis: SO
DeathsWill: i have his acount
Outis: DW is SiS
Outis: and DW (geniun) is the real DW?
DeathsWill: kind of but right now i am logged on as dw
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): DW is a lair i am DW
DeathsWill has left.
Satan is Santa is here.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): SiS you stol my acount!
Satan is Santa: how could u be so foolish
Satan is Santa: lier
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i wunt it bakc
Traducer: Hi SiS you just missed DW + another DW.. (i think)
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): u are the lrier
Satan is Santa: i know u fool he is lieing
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): whiy hayv yiuww stolen my acou n t
Outis: hmm.
Satan is Santa: tell me something in the proto type and u pass the test dw
Outis: SiS, what evidence do you have that you are not also using the DW (not genuine) account?
Satan is Santa: i know
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): liek whut, ho ?
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) chops of SiS’s arm
Traducer: hehehe
Satan is Santa eats dw the fucking evil bigget
Outis: okay, SiS: what question are you going to ask DW(g) ?
Satan is Santa: so ha
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): my flying monkeyz wil kill yu
Satan is Santa: dw never owned the monkeys
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) sumons fleeing munkez
Traducer hides from the flying monkeyz
Outis: Easy boys.
Outis: SiS - you said you had a Q?
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): ill aswer his qeustoin.
Satan is Santa starts to destroys the world
Outis: Okay, ask the question, SiS.
Outis: …
Satan is Santa: where was your house in the prototype
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): my house was in stneciltun
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): stencliton
Satan is Santa: wrong
Outis: DW(g), all the houses were in stencilton
Satan is Santa: what place in stencliton
Satan is Santa: i mean
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): you kno the answer to that1
Satan is Santa: well
Satan is Santa: yes so telll me
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): it has 2be a qeustion that only i woudl knwo
Satan is Santa: ha I dont say stuff like that
You have received a new IM from Traducer.
Satan is Santa: brn
Satan is Santa: brb
Satan is Santa has left.
You have received a new IM from Traducer.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): Convivial Grove Lot #1
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): he is a fagget
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i am the DW
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): dont blieve him Outsi
Traducer: sounds DW-ish to me :)
DeathsWill is here.
DeathsWill: hey all
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): fagget
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): Convival Grove numbre 1
DeathsWill: monkey rapper
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): now ask me somethnig olyn i cuouold kwon
Traducer: hmm Dw/SiS..
Satan is Santa has left.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): Convivial Grove Lot #1
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): he is a fagget
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i am the DW
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): dont blieve him Outsi
Traducer: sounds DW-ish to
DeathsWill: who do u hate the most
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) raps like a monkey
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) summons the monkzeys
You have received a new IM from Traducer.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i spayed my mkonkzouyz
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): thye wil ea t yow
DeathsWill: u must be the appacolips
DeathsWill: so what u teen killing fuck tard i asked u a fucking ?
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i wil apopcloplopils yuo in a miniutes
DeathsWill: brb
DeathsWill: back
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i am going to gte prof that i am DW an yuou a re the inpsostre
Traducer: Outis.. and whichever DW is the one I know - i have to get into the garden… back in an hour or so.
Outis: okay.
Traducer: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Outis: i’m going to smoke a cig
DeathsWill: bey trad
Outis: SiS/DW/DW(g): I want to see some good evidence when I get back.
You have received a new IM from DeathsWill.
DeathsWill: who do u hate the most
DeathsWill: anserw me
DeathsWill: tell me in the next 5 sec or u dont know
DeathsWill: 5
DeathsWill: 4
DeathsWill: 3
DeathsWill: 2
DeathsWill: 1
DeathsWill: 0
Jaen Padryga is here.
DeathsWill: jp
DeathsWill: i am the real dw
Jaen Padryga: cool
Outis waves at Jaen
DeathsWill: he is a falk
Jaen Padryga: heya Outis!
DeathsWill: so outis who is the real dw
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i htar u th e must u lairir
Jaen Padryga: stupid dark jedi, ruining my fun
Traducer: Just going out JP.. you got your away message on just in time ! ;)
Jaen Padryga: hee
Outis: Jaen, we seem to have 2 DWs
Jaen Padryga: Ace’s are wild
Jaen Padryga: we have a pair of DW
DeathsWill: no dw hates PARP the most
Jaen Padryga: I’ll raise you a Loli
DeathsWill: jaen i am real belive me
Jaen Padryga: Yeah, me too, DW, me too.
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i am rael
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): jean, DW is not me
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): he has stolen mi acuont
Jaen Padryga: That is a true statement
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): i chnaged names to Deaths Will
Jaen Padryga: and your spelling skills
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): and he took Deathswill
Outis: it’s all very confusing…
DeathsWill: lets see remeber these
DeathsWill: Uses air freshener
everyone: mood +1000000 “Air freshener smells good. Smells like flowers!”
Outis: I remember those
DeathsWill: i have had this name seice i started
DeathsWill: yeah
DeathsWill: and i made it
Outis: I thought you were “Deaths Will” a little while ago?
DeathsWill: i have been here seice almost the begining of the prototype
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): uyour a lair i am rael
DeathsWill: i just didnt play for a long time
Jaen Padryga: I’m tired of the imposter
Outis does not know who to believe any more
DeathsWill: outis u are my fucking soul mate
Jaen Padryga: Thats a word DW doesn’t say very often
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle): my monkzeyz wil catch yuo
DeathsWill: and dw never ever sommoned the monkeys
DeathsWill (the geniun arti cle) has left.
Outis: well, i believe you DW
DeathsWill: they where made up by me but i never sommend them
Outis: i’m going to post the chat on PaperLane and see what everyone else makes of it all
Jaen Padryga: Well they could be both Death and Will being cute
Outis: you’re the only person who spells like that DW
Traducer has been fighting wild brambles with a pickaxe - the brambles are winning
Outis: I’m going to snip the chat here and post it to Paperlane
Outis snips the chat

— END CHAT LOG —