It’s long, but worth the read. About this thing called lard… caused a huge surge of creative power from most of the GNE kids who were online at the time. I must admit i was quite surprised at the frenzy that a lil ol bit o lard can work up.

(Please read from the bottom up)

dashcat: Lard is in the air
Mira Arianrhod: It must have been lard, but it’s over now.
inspoetica: but I can’t help falling in lard…with…you
flippy rice: me lard you long time
Zion El-dar: now ya got it yogi
Yogi: Lard me two times.
Mira Arianrhod: I’m larding this.
Loli: ha
dashcat: I’m ready for Lard…bad company :o)
poxaV: so i bought an oncidium today
flippy rice: lard is a many splendid thing
georgie parker: yes yogi - lard = oxygen
Gorgik: Whole Lotta Lard
Yogi: Lard, sorry.
Kyle Stein: Excuse, the LARD of god.
Yogi: Lar is like oxygen?
Kyle Stein: This HAS to go to Paperlane. For the love of god, save it.
flippy rice: lard machine
georgie parker: for the lard of lard…
Loli: Yay, Mira!
georgie parker: do you all feel it?? the power of the lard? kinda catchy ?
Kyle Stein: Mass GNE Cardiac Arrest.
Mira Arianrhod: Feel like making lard
flippy rice: haha boys ii men
capodistria: hunka hunka burnin’ lard
Yogi: You’re not mad at me because the girls left messes in the rooms, are you Kyle?
inspoetica: I’ll make lard to you, like you want me to
georgie parker: can’t get enough of your lard baby
flippy rice: eww nyquil tripping
Gorgik: it needs more lard, right?
Zion El-dar: im just a lard machine
mood +5 The clown wig cracks you all up.
poxaV: triple onion dip: NOT ONIONY ENOUGH
poxaV: visions/fever/hallucinations… kyle, stop sucking on the nyquil bottle please
Gorgik: no, transcend entitlement
Gorgik: ooooh
Yogi: Are you having visions, Kyle?
Zion El-dar: I must waddle off with my full pack here
georgie parker: the summer of lard…
Yogi: I’m about to do something?
Mira Arianrhod: You walked in on a lard-in.
Kyle Stein: It’s not what you did. It’s what you’re about to do.
Loli: Yoggers, you being bad?
georgie parker: actually - lard prevents premature death poxaV
Yogi: Whaddid I do?
Kyle Stein: THEN sell it.
poxaV: we will all die
Kyle Stein: No, make it into enlightenment.
inspoetica: yup
Kyle Stein: YOGI, you are so gonna die.
Gorgik: should I just sell it?
flippy rice: elton john right?
Gorgik: I have a bunch of entitlement
flippy rice: wow good one inspy
Gorgik: so
Mira Arianrhod: To Sir, with Lard
Yogi: ‘lo all. What’s new?
Gorgik: Married With Lard
inspoetica: can you feeeel the lard tonight?
flippy rice: goes together like a horse and carriage
georgie parker: lard and marrriage… lard and marrriage…
Zion El-dar: mira, kyle, gorgik all rule
Mira Arianrhod: Going to the Chapel of Lard!
georgie parker: i’m *crying* over here
dashcat: lol elder
Zion El-dar: Brother Lard’s traveling salvation show
inspoetica: what the world needs now, is lard, sweet lard, its the only thing that theres just too little of
georgie parker: the power of lard
Mira Arianrhod: As long as you lard me.
Kyle Stein: Summer Lardin’
Gorgik: by Lard Trick
poxaV: hahaahhahahahaha
Mira Arianrhod: The Lardin Spoonful…
Kyle Stein: RADAR LARD
dashcat: Righteous Brothers, Four Tops…
Zion El-dar: not to mention MIke Lard of the Beach Boys
Kyle Stein: Jennifer Lard Hewitt?
Gorgik: Courtney Lard
Zion El-dar: gorgik, whoot!!!
Gorgik: oooh
dashcat: wow, a whole lotta Motown fans here tonight
Kyle Stein: That’s even BETTER in the uk
Gorgik: 50 ways to leave your larder
Gorgik: lol
Kyle Stein: Ain’t no mountain high enough to take me away from my lard.
Zion El-dar: you’ve lost that larding feeeling, ohhhh, that larding feeling
flippy rice: np
Mira Arianrhod: Baby, I need your lardin’
georgie parker: ok - thanks
flippy rice: email selva
flippy rice: you get a paperlane account
Zion El-dar: whole lotta lard — gonna give me evry inch of your lard
georgie parker: hey - how does one post to paperlane? i’ve got a clipboard covered in lard that i need to put somewhere
Matilda Dacuycuy: If anyone needs a room I have some to spare :)
Zion El-dar: if I ever I fall in lard, in wouldn’t be in springtime …
Kyle Stein: O, Lard, carry me home.
Loli: hahaha
georgie parker: lol!! you leave the screen for two seconds… and then LARD!
Kyle Stein: Funny, the lard seems to be on my front today.
konamouse: jeesh, georgie, look what you started!!
Kyle Stein: Zion: LOL
Matilda Dacuycuy: the lard is on my side today..lol
Zion El-dar: capo : lol
Loli: heee
Kyle Stein: Well done Purple!
inspoetica: lardie don’t leave me
capodistria: sweet new age lard
Zion El-dar: praise the lard and pass teh ammuniton
Loli: (Is there a leveling tunnel somewhere?)
poxaV: purple crayon is one of the best and oldest MOOs :)
Mira Arianrhod: And Matilda too! Share the lard!
Gorgik: that’s “larding out loud”, by the way
georgie parker: it just doesn’t stop…
Gorgik: LOL
Zion El-dar: lard is a many splendored thing
Zion El-dar: oh, lard, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz (sic)!!!
Gorgik: :-)
poxaV: hee hee, gorgik :)
Gorgik: Free Lardster Bisque in Centraal Station
Kyle Stein: Someone should post this to paperlane :)
Mary Elizabeth: lol yeah zion, very frightening
Gorgik: The Lard Giles Band
Mary Elizabeth: :) good night
Zion El-dar: go KS
Zion El-dar: ME: two minds with a single (and frightening) thought
georgie parker: LARD HURTS
Kyle Stein: LARD STINKS
konamouse: Stop, in the Name of LARD
indigo: sweet dreams mary elizabeth!!!! ill see you again soon!
georgie parker: what if the world i want IS filled with lard songs? am i an infidel all of a sudden?
Mira Arianrhod: Lard makes the world go ‘round.
poxaV: you’re just trying to taunt me
poxaV: hahahaha
Mary Elizabeth: “you’d think the world would have had enough of silly lard songs”
georgie parker: anyone feeling peckish?
Zion El-dar: some people think the world is filled with silly lard songs
kyntemis pravyn: and thus in one night, Babylon the proud nation, fell
Mary Elizabeth: I’m deliriously tired, I’m of to bed, hopefully to dream of lard
georgie parker: lard, lard me do… you know i lard you
Gorgik: Women who lard too much
flippy rice: a lard song for no one
Kyle Stein: Stop! In the name of lard…
poxaV: all yours, kyntemix
Gorgik: Lard Story
Gorgik: :-)
georgie parker: crazy little thing called lard
Mira Arianrhod: Make lard, not war.
Kyle Stein: YES GORGIK!
Zion El-dar: once more in the name of lard
Gorgik: The Lard Song of J Alfred Lardfrock
Mary Elizabeth: lol
georgie parker: yeccchh Z
Zion El-dar: can’t you see Bono crooning IN the naaaaame of lard
konamouse: Shakespear in Lard
poxaV: what’s lard got to do, go to do with it
georgie parker: what’s that?
flippy rice: all we’re missing is derxus’ limerick
georgie parker: once…. i had a secret lard…
flippy rice: hehe
georgie parker: and you see it goes on… and no flip - ALWAYS LARD!!
Mira Arianrhod: i can’t help falling in lard with you
Kyle Stein: Lard no!
flippy rice: so do you ever replace the noun?
Kyle Stein: Well done Indigo!
Mary Elizabeth: lol
Kyle Stein: I’d lard you to lard me.
georgie parker: ;-)
georgie parker: lard me tender… lard me true
Mary Elizabeth: can’t buy me lard
Kyle Stein: Indigo: CHOICE!
flippy rice: i will lard you
Mary Elizabeth: lol
flippy rice: lol
indigo: praise the lard!!!
Mira Arianrhod: i just called to say i lard you…
capodistria: lard will keep us together
georgie parker: the greatest lard of all…
konamouse: lard to lard you baby.
flippy rice: everlasting lard
flippy rice: lol
Zion El-dar: Lard Shack
georgie parker: what’s LARD got to do with it!!
flippy rice: all you need is lard?
flippy rice: eew
flippy rice: all you need is love?
poxaV: where time becomes a loop
georgie parker: replace it with “LARD”…
flippy rice: more games within the game would be nice
poxaV: there is the theory of the moebius, where time becomes a loop
georgie parker: any song you can think of with the word “love” in the title…
Mira Arianrhod: you’re welcome, poxaV :)
capodistria: tell us georgie!
flippy rice: what was it georgie?
georgie parker: learnt a funny party game over the break…