The Stencilton Public Library is pleased to announce the following recent acquisitions:

Literature
Tales of The City of Dreadful Night by Armistead Lovecraft
Don Quixote by Pierre Menard

Art & Architecture
Hubs & Lines: Toward a New Fundamental Model of Urban Planning and Design
Nation Sack Chicken Tree Pyramid: The Genesis of Modern Art

History & Culture
The Gangs of Fisticuffs
Absinthe Fairies: Fact or Fiction?

Science & Mathematics
Introductory Nebulation: The Carebear Cycle
Robert’s Rules of Regeneration
Why Condoms Grow in the Forest and other Mysteries of Modern Science

Self-Help & Cooking
Beyond Reams & Quires: How to improve your Making Skill and Get the Life You’ve always Wanted!
The Joy of Carrot Loaf

Philosophy & Childrens Books
One Sheet, Two Sheet, Red Sheet, Blue Sheet
Bobbleton Balls Bounce! Bounce!
The Ontology of the GNE Universe (or Why one piece of Swedish Furniture is like any other piece of Swedish Furniture)
Puny Humans!: The Wit and Wisdom of God

We currently only hold about 500 copies of each book which will be regenerated every 20 minutes so come quickly before they all disappear!

Your Humble Librarian,

Jorge Luis Capodistria